A while back, when speaking to the Coast Guard Academy in Connecticut, President Donald Trump said “No politician in history — and I say this with great surety — has been treated worse or more unfairly.” And given recent events, he’ll probably be whining…

I’ve been working on a few different scripts recently and had some people contact me to ask how I would write a sitcom script. Some of the free self-help items I found online seem overly vague — things like 1. Think of an idea for a sitcom episode. 2. Write…

When you hear the premise of Face/Off, you expect a B-movie. The good guy in the story needs to go undercover to stop the bad guy from detonating a bomb. How’s he going to do it? By pretending to be the bad guy. And how’s that going to happen? By…

For many of us, (sadly) this is not our first Judgment Day. I’ll try to run through the obvious stuff quickly before moving on to the finer points for how you can best prepare for the Rapture. Basics: 1. Sell all worldly possessions (but keep the cash…

Greetings Nerd Legion! Welcome back to Everything is Possible. Where we take something from your favorite stories and find out how feasible it is in the real world. Flash back: It’s 1997 and a B-movie premise has made it to the A-list screen. John Travolta is going to swap faces…

Here’s an old post from my blog, that I’m dismantling and moving pieces from over to here. The Cherpumple Pie Cake is the creation of humorist and ambassador of Americana, Charles Phoenix. It’s a crazy holiday dessert inspired by the Turducken. For the sake of brevity, I’ll paste his definition…

I wrote this a while back — May 2013 it was published in America’s Comedy, but now America’s Comedy is no more… so I’m reposting it here. Here are six of my thoughts about rape jokes: 1. To me, the offensive part of a poorly written rape, misogyny, or domestic…

Greetings Nerd Legion! Welcome back to Everything is Possible. Where we take something from your favorite stories and find out how feasible it is in the real world. A popular topic online is whether X-Men Wolverine’s claws and reinforced skeleton are feasible in real life. While people (as far as…

Greetings Nerd Legion! Welcome back to Everything is Possible. Where we take something from your favorite stories and find out how feasible it is in the real world. In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Dumbledore gifts Harry an invisibility cloak for Christmas. It used to belong to Harry’s father…